im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
he puts the penis in happiness.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
Randomize
