Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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