bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
Your shoe was in the washing machine. I have it in my pocket. My phone rang before and I answered your shoe. Meet me at the bar in 10.
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
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