That's intense
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
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