Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
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