youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
He gave me his business card. It was a Justin Bieber trading card with his number written in sharpie. I have to call him don't I?
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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