you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
Randomize
