I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
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