I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
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