How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
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