fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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