She is in my trunk
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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