Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
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