When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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