THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
Randomize
