i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
My first STD was from a foam party
from now on my penis is your penis
this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
Walked in the bathroom at work and my boss was taking a shit with the stall wide open and responded "oh yeah, I forgot you never have been to prison "
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
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