i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
lets start a swedish sibling band together
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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