Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
got arrested for "breaking and entering" last night when i supposedly went into the wrong house made a sandwich and tried jerking off to porn on the tv...the cops told me they came in while my dick was out...oh and i missed work this morning and got fired
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
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