ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
Randomize
