absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
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