You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
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