ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
Randomize
