How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
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