we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
you called me at 4 am to tell me you found the cracker barrel location where we'll have lunch next week
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
Your cat ate my taco.
. . . I don't have a cat?
It was laying in your bed. Now it's hunting for more tacos.
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