Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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