i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
Everything about him screamed your future.
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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