She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
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