he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
I’ve jerked off three times and taken five shits already today. Being hung over in your 40’s is a fucking roller coaster.
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