in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
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