Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
just got out of a noise viloation because the cop recognized my roomate as his favorite chipotle burrito roller. just another reason I love ritos
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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