I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
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