Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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