I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
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