Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
Randomize
