We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
Last night my friend tried to make out with me in an olive garden. Ahahah
Nothing says 'I love you' like never ending salad and breadsticks
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
Literally the only reason we didnt get arrested was because the cop said I reminded him of Steve Stifler from American Pie
The feeling are messing with the penis
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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