I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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