waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
Dick very happy bro
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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