Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
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