i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
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