So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
Randomize
