Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
we're making bets on your personal life
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
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