Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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