Dude someone changed all the contacts in my phone to I Like Eggs
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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