I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
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