I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
Honestly I miss having a gay roommate. His female friends' implicit trust in him would carry over to me even though they knew Im straight. Best unintentional wingman ever.
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
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