ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
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