Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
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