He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
There r osticjed everywhere
We have started to decorate penises.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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