Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
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