So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
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