Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
yeah well we're currently on the phone and she's telling me about how much she misses me and all this shit and i muted myself and i'm watching porn.
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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