windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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